drunken night

so i had people over for beer pong last night. im still drunk. i was actin pretty wild. said some inappropriate things to some people. hopefully they realize i was hammered. i havent been that drunk in a long ass time. the type wear maintaining balance is a huge struggle. i fell down outside. i broke a bottle and tried to stab my roommate haha. not really. i went in looked in the mirror, i look like ace ventura right now. you know those vitamin water commercials where they talk about the wild nights, thats what it was except there wasnt no amish carriage or whatever. whenever i close my eyes i feel like im spinning. i drank way to much. drank brass monkey and at least like 5,6 beers not counting the woodchuck. wow i need to go to sleep again. glad no one is here because they would laugh at me. im gonna eat my cold del vecchs now. bye